omfg the tree and the beer bottle

Castelleno
I jump. I look at the tree and gasp, covering my mouth with my hand. Who would throw a beer bottle at an innocent tree?!

Kristina
Did someone just throw a beer bottle at a tree? Hold on man, I'm f--king lost.

Reyna
HEY DON'T THROW BOTTLES AT TREES. TREES HAVE FEELINGS TOO B--CH.

Raspberry
Some fugly ρυик αѕѕ вιт¢н throwing bottles at trees. -.-

Ophelia
Oh my. That poor little tree. I wonder if it's okay...

Blanche
Hey that kid just threw a beer bottle at a tree. LITTERBUGGG. AND ALSO UNDERAGE DRINKER AND ILLEGAL DRUGGIE. Oh wait.

Castor
Hey woah. Some guy must have anger issues cause he threw a bottle at a tree... wish I had a beer. Hmph.

Kyle
I watch as the bottle shatters against the tree. That was beautiful. I grab a blank canvas and begin to paint it.

Ben
Crazy kids.

Alexei
Hey. I know how it feels to get hit with beer bottles kid. Don't mistreat that tree.

Karl
Woah... that... tree. I go hug the tree. "I know how it feels to get hit for no reason."

Brett
I hug the tree as well. "This poor thing."

Desmond
I laugh as some guy throws a bottle at a tree. What a stupid αѕѕ kid.